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*Beers on tap may change inexplicably, appear for only a short time, or never have existed at all. Grand Scheme Brewing is not responsible for squandered inheritances, lost yachts, or vanished time. Please drink responsibly.

ABOUT

    Not long ago, we asked ourselves how we might best embody the American dream, and make a few bucks at the same time. It occurred to us then that nothing is more American than a scheme, and thus, GSB was born.

    It works like this: We take your money, and give you beer. Beer we make here, at the brewery, for less money than you give us to drink the beer. When we run out of beer we make more. It’s a perfect system. Please tip your bartender.

EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.

EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.